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Physics Demotivational Poster

SCHRODINGER'S CAT - Must first fit into the box

TAGS: cat schrodinger physics
Rating: 4.69/5

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run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:19 am, #240139
my roomate's step-sister brought home $20547 a week ago. she is working on the computer and bought a $369500 home. All she did was get blessed and apply the directions explained on this web site http://Run19.com
falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:28 pm, #238841
If I fits, I sits.
gas - September 1, 2012, 10:55 pm, #238825

PERPETUUM MOBILE - well Physics, screw you

TAGS: perpetuum mobile physics cat toast
Rating: 4.76/5

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steve1961 - February 8, 2013, 11:17 am, #243318
Next time say "mar***ine".
zoomer296 - February 8, 2013, 12:06 am, #243316
Why the hell does it censor bu7ter?
zoomer296 - February 8, 2013, 12:04 am, #243315
Why not b***er both sides of the toast? (Cat wont eat it and P.E.T.A. wont go after you.)
ZeXaZ - October 5, 2011, 10:23 pm, #224775
What if you attached two cats to each other?
- September 9, 2011, 1:06 pm, #224127
well, let me think... maybe atatch a space collar to the cat?
Alixian - September 9, 2011, 11:31 am, #224124
Ahh the old Antigravity cat theory, good for powering vehicles for the purposes of hovercars etc. The only problem is,what happens when the cat eats the toast?

PHYSICS - The science where you use extremely long and complicated formulas to explain why a ball rolls.

PHYSICS - It's like Math, if a year's worth of learning was shotgunned at your face. Every Class


TAGS: futility physics fail dice pzy
Rating: 4.86/5

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agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 8:33 pm, #214972
Sooooo.... did I Yahtzee? 5L


TAGS: physics you re right you will never use this
Rating: 4.36/5

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thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:50 pm, #178483
One. There is a user on here, DrEvo82 or something... My evolution teacher a few semesters ago had used the nick Dr. Evo to sign his emails. I asked him if he was the same. (They're not. LoL)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 30, 2010, 11:48 pm, #178482
Have yu told your professors that you're an internet diva?
thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:46 pm, #178481
I will be taking college physics I and II and I am terrible at math. :( ...And I have already had to use Planck's constant. LoL
pzykosiz - May 30, 2010, 11:23 pm, #178475
can you explain what the hell you would use planck's law for?
JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 11:14 pm, #178474
Take notes. Show work. Draw pictures. Physics can seem hard, but really, it's very procedural (unless you’re taking an advanced Physics class in college). If you really pay attention to the way your teacher/professor does the steps, you will succeed.
thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:02 pm, #178473
@ JD: YOU TEACH PHYSICS?!? I gotta take that... got any pointers?
JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 10:30 pm, #178472
Well, I'll admit this may be more funny to me than to some others only because I teach Physics. I get asked probably 50 times a year "When will we ever need this?" and I always have to have some good reasons ready. In reality, most of them never will...
Bakstabr - May 30, 2010, 12:46 pm, #178436
Sorry ag. Im pretty good at falling flat with trying to make a joke hehe. I was hoping it would have been seen as an odd place to use stuff like physics, maybe using that to project the proper angle to have some fun at a party hehe.
Anonymous2 - May 30, 2010, 7:42 am, #178419
Yeah, you'll never need physics, unless you want to be in design or construction. Menial labor FTW!
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 11:47 pm, #178322
Not here. Try to get into the spirit of the fact that everyone is here to laugh and have fun. Please and thank you.
Bakstabr - May 29, 2010, 11:36 pm, #178321
Its always fun to ruin something with facts.....Or wait...was that ruin it with logic.....oh well.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 11:18 pm, #178318
Using fact to sandbag good humor? How very anatomically tell-tale.
Bakstabr - May 29, 2010, 11:14 pm, #178317
Actually you would be surprised at what u use. I found a weird al song funnier because i knew the different nerves and organs he was talking about from anatomy hehe
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:12 pm, #178257
Nice one.

PHYSICS - A little physics never hurt anyone

TAGS: physics
Rating: 4.3/5

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LEGO - Helping to defy the laws of physics

TAGS: escher lego time too much physics laws
Rating: 3.4/5

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Screamin Daemon - December 18, 2009, 11:26 am, #146585
This is awesome. Well done. My eyes are dizzy now...
RnRollie - November 10, 2009, 9:45 am, #135519
Its been almost a year since i've posted something new.. i think my "old" stuff is up for a revote towards the hall of fame :)
Derek - August 26, 2009, 7:12 pm, #112336
Clever - even spelt Lego without an "s" :-)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 28, 2009, 1:55 am, #55152
If you put them together right, you get more lego pieces when you disassemble it.
Elder God Douchebag - January 27, 2009, 4:30 pm, #55002
M. C. Escher-edition Lego's.
RMDan - January 27, 2009, 3:57 pm, #54996
Total Mind f***. How is that even possible with Lego? Awesome work.
Tube Steak - September 27, 2008, 9:58 pm, #23864
This is a mind f*** if there ever was one. That is some awesome Lego work.
BladeMasterV - September 7, 2008, 10:41 pm, #19550
*twitches* mind f*** holy ****sner
datnigga - August 21, 2008, 12:48 am, #15826
winnar. my mind is f***ed right now.
Randall - August 10, 2008, 6:06 pm, #13592

PHYSICS - Proving the limitations of books in the classroom

TAGS: books guns physics
Rating: 2.86/5

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GreyScorpion - October 6, 2010, 11:13 am, #196951
slow your roll there Ernie, we don't discuss these subjects here anymore. go over to politifake.org please. Now if you want to talk about the Swedish Womens Bikini Rowing Team, we're all ears.
DrErnst - October 6, 2010, 10:42 am, #196949
Ye lets stop voilence with making more guns available at schools.. Or why not limit the use of guns in general? In sweden we have like 10% of the murders per capita like in the us. And u almost cant get a gun here (if u dont have a locker n a license)
Reason - October 20, 2009, 4:15 pm, #128432
lets give the least stable person in the room a gun. "ya know what jack? STFU" BANG. maniacal laughter slowly fades away
Jmac0585 - May 7, 2009, 3:22 pm, #78581
There is a public school in Nevada that obligates teachers to open carry. No reports of behavioral problems.
Robert - May 7, 2009, 2:43 pm, #78569
Agree with LogicDude
LogicDude - January 14, 2009, 7:36 am, #51880
Revenge: you have to be alive to take it Timmy.
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:56 pm, #51784
So these mass murders in your schools, do they happen a lot down there in the U.S.? (I only watch local news stations.) And uhm, Shtoink, does that look like it's even a book about knives?
barockeva - January 13, 2009, 6:52 pm, #51781
Revenge: it's like self defense, but comes later.
Shtoink - December 22, 2008, 2:11 am, #45972
what if said teacher was a self defense instuctor and proficient at knife throwing?
Sean - December 21, 2008, 7:01 pm, #45899
Uhm, who told them to do that, again? The throwing of the books thingy?
Sean - December 21, 2008, 7:00 pm, #45898
Couldn't they find a person who didn't look like he just sh** John Lennon? Just a thought.


TAGS: einstein hawking physics science humor chalk
Rating: 2.41/5

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Agamemnon218 - August 25, 2008, 1:53 pm, #16656
And Hawking would be able to secure nuclear material without getting sh** like Doc Brown did.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 25, 2008, 11:21 am, #16608
Yeah, but these guys all have time machines. It's all a part of the conspiracy!
aPauling - August 25, 2008, 9:09 am, #16591
Hawking was, like 13 when Einstein died.


TAGS: grade school physics lesson
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - March 17, 2015, 3:07 pm, #260425
Melody Lamb had collapsible bubes. Didn’t know that until I pulled her bra strap. Wore her face slap on my right cheek for two classes….after I got outta detention.
fan4camping - April 29, 2012, 11:14 am, #233943
Ouch! I can remember a time or two, being introduced to that paddle. 5 brisk swats for this one.

WHAT PART - of "The Pool Is Closed" Don't you understand?

TAGS: guns ballistics physics pool swimming
Rating: 4.73/5

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CloudchaserS - October 4, 2012, 11:45 pm, #239768
A gun that can fire underwater if you're approached by a manatee that pulls its weapon first.
CloudchaserS - October 4, 2012, 11:44 pm, #239767
A few weeks ago, I had to close the indoor pool at my workplace because somebody **** in it.
TheSanityInspector - October 4, 2012, 7:34 pm, #239756
Oh, that would have made a much better caption! Darnit!
MissPriss - October 4, 2012, 5:06 pm, #239749
which wouldn't have to be closed if you wouldn't of peed in it in the 1st place! 5L and thanks for the guffaw
ughomer - October 4, 2012, 4:59 pm, #239743
me2! 5L TSI.
Sho - October 4, 2012, 2:48 pm, #239736

LEAVING - The worst part is wondering if anyone will bother to miss you when you're gone


Its Newton's Fault -

DARK MATTER - They say it is there but we just cannot see it. Suuure...


TAGS: sg1 physics carter wormholes
Rating: 2.82/5

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EvilSupahFly - October 5, 2010, 11:23 am, #196860
The tag line is everything. Do you understand ANY of that?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 2:18 pm, #196298
Yeah but, blah blah blah.......where's the funny?
Chris Sutherland - October 1, 2010, 2:14 pm, #196297
omg dimensions vs string theory....anyone looking at this pic just got a migrane i understand that ln=natural log as in logarithms as in calculus as in advanced math as in i know a little but not all

PHYSICS - Not as boring as you think!

TAGS: physics fun awesome
Rating: 2.15/5

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Weapongod30 - August 7, 2009, 6:24 am, #105532
Because it was dark in the room and I knew the flash wouldn't make it impossible to see the picture. Gtfo with your stupidity.
W - April 8, 2009, 1:05 am, #71458
If this person knows so much about physics, why do you think they took a flash picture pointed directly at a pane of glass?
Homeless Joe - March 21, 2008, 6:42 pm, #1337
I really need to figure out how to do that.
Unaknow - March 4, 2008, 12:08 pm, #1122